In 2014/2015 my BFF told me that firstborns are their mum’s best friends. This was after I had confided in her some of the painful truths my mum would reveal to me, and my inability to process them as well as she needed me to. I enjoyed a close relationship with my mum most of … Continue reading F Is For Firstborns
Tag: The Alphabet Series
E Is For Eye Fucking
The first time I came across the term eye fucking was back in 2011 when I Googled Harvey Specter. Mr. Specter is just sooo fucking sexy I had to find out if I was the only one who would lose my mind when watching Suits. (Spoiler alert, I was not.) I came across the term … Continue reading E Is For Eye Fucking
D Is For Dickmatized
I can bet that almost every woman has been dickmatized, sometimes known as dicknotized, at least once in her life. Where is the lie ladies? Being dickmatized, in a nutshell (haaa!), is when a female is put under a spell by dick game so strong it practically controls her life. If you have never been … Continue reading D Is For Dickmatized
C Is For Chemotherapy
My mum was diagnosed with stage four breast cancer on Friday June 15, 2012. It was a most fucked up Friday. The next few days after that fucked up Friday are a blur, but I remember my mum had to start chemo with immediate effect. When she came back home from her first treatment she … Continue reading C Is For Chemotherapy
B Is For BDE
Yup! B is for Big Dick Energy. Not the literal D … well, not really. BDE is more about the metaphorical D. The Cut defines BDE as a quiet confidence and ease with oneself that comes from knowing you have an enormous penis and you know what to do with it. It's not cockiness, it's … Continue reading B Is For BDE
A Is For Anxiety
One thing I love about the English language is how words can take on multiple meanings depending on the context used. Anxious is an example of such words. It can mean feeling or showing worry, nervousness or unease about something with an uncertain outcome. Or it can also mean very eager or concerned to do … Continue reading A Is For Anxiety
Lwile the Leo 