The last post in today’s trifecta kicks off on the Thursday before my birthday … no, wait, it actually starts off a week or two before that. As mentioned in Let’s Talk Morning Sex I was determined to have birthday sex this year, whether with myself or with someone. After being so epically stood up … Continue reading Let’s Talk Birthday Sex
Category: Sex And The City
An ode to my favourite TV show of all time. I have watched all six seasons twice (and counting). This is me trying to get the most out of my sex and dating life before Mr. Right and I find each other.
Guest Post – Robertta Bobbie
A thing or two I learned from Jeff… ‘Unavyonipenda’ by Charisma was playing in the background; Jeff was seated right next to me in the car on our way out to dinner. I remember thinking about how lucky I was that this man was pursuing me in all the ways I loved. I deserved a … Continue reading Guest Post – Robertta Bobbie
Let’s Talk Morning Sex
Before Monday morning the last time I had morning sex was with my ex … in January 2018!!! IKR! Over 1 ½ years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!! I came to that realisation at the gym on Monday evening and I had to pause for a minute because my initial thought was: Also, this is the second sex realisation … Continue reading Let’s Talk Morning Sex
A Case For Sex Toys
Before I begin, let me just say that I am sooo excited that Leo season is finally here!! If you know me you know that my birthday and Leo season are an extravaganza. I learnt to love my birthday from my mother and as I got older and grew into my extra-ness, my birthday celebrations … Continue reading A Case For Sex Toys
E Is For Eye Fucking
The first time I came across the term eye fucking was back in 2011 when I Googled Harvey Specter. Mr. Specter is just sooo fucking sexy I had to find out if I was the only one who would lose my mind when watching Suits. (Spoiler alert, I was not.) I came across the term … Continue reading E Is For Eye Fucking
D Is For Dickmatized
I can bet that almost every woman has been dickmatized, sometimes known as dicknotized, at least once in her life. Where is the lie ladies? Being dickmatized, in a nutshell (haaa!), is when a female is put under a spell by dick game so strong it practically controls her life. If you have never been … Continue reading D Is For Dickmatized
The Hunt
I was out with friends the last Saturday of November 2018 and met a really fine man at Kengele’s. My BFF had seen him checking me out and let me know as he was sitting at the table next to ours. I looked over and was happy to see that everything about him screamed I … Continue reading The Hunt
B Is For BDE
Yup! B is for Big Dick Energy. Not the literal D … well, not really. BDE is more about the metaphorical D. The Cut defines BDE as a quiet confidence and ease with oneself that comes from knowing you have an enormous penis and you know what to do with it. It's not cockiness, it's … Continue reading B Is For BDE
Four Years Later
That was legit my reaction as it dawned on me I had not been on a first date since August 2014. Also, I love me a Dean Winchester GIF. I do not know what will become of me when Supernatural goes off air. That show is my happy place! But, I digress. While I was … Continue reading Four Years Later
Fuckboys Are Not My Aesthetic
2018 has been the year of the fuckboy. Before January of this year I was in a relationship for over three years so I was blissfully unexposed to the societal menace that is the fuckboy. I had heard stories of course but did not have any first-hand experience. So it took some time before I … Continue reading Fuckboys Are Not My Aesthetic
