Yup! B is for Big Dick Energy. Not the literal D … well, not really. BDE is more about the metaphorical D. The Cut defines BDE as a quiet confidence and ease with oneself that comes from knowing you have an enormous penis and you know what to do with it. It's not cockiness, it's … Continue reading B Is For BDE
Category: Sex And The City
An ode to my favourite TV show of all time. I have watched all six seasons twice (and counting). This is me trying to get the most out of my sex and dating life before Mr. Right and I find each other.
Four Years Later
That was legit my reaction as it dawned on me I had not been on a first date since August 2014. Also, I love me a Dean Winchester GIF. I do not know what will become of me when Supernatural goes off air. That show is my happy place! But, I digress. While I was … Continue reading Four Years Later
Fuckboys Are Not My Aesthetic
2018 has been the year of the fuckboy. Before January of this year I was in a relationship for over three years so I was blissfully unexposed to the societal menace that is the fuckboy. I had heard stories of course but did not have any first-hand experience. So it took some time before I … Continue reading Fuckboys Are Not My Aesthetic
The Romance Of The Century
“Why am I not Meghan Markle?” is a thought that crosses my mind at least once a day. Dramatic, but also very true. On this day last year Meghan and Harry announced their engagement. Following the announcement they posed for photos in the Sunken Garden at Kensington Palace then sat down for an interview with … Continue reading The Romance Of The Century
Thot Life
Two Fridays ago I was at Ankole with three of my colleagues. My boss offered to throw drinks, and after almost two weeks of no booze there was not a chance in hell I was going to refuse. Besides, does anyone really decline free booze? Being a Friday, the place quickly filled up with fellow … Continue reading Thot Life
Let’s Talk About Sex Baby!
Or lack thereof. I like sex. I really do. I like everything about it, from the thrill and anticipation of the build-up to when we finally get naked. Feeling a man’s weight on top of me as his shoulders bear down on me is one of my favourite things. So for the life of me … Continue reading Let’s Talk About Sex Baby!